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You're gonna jerk it 🍆 anyways.
Might as well get paid 💸.

jerker.ai builds the world's highest-resolution training dataset of adult film viewership rhythms. Contribute your anonymized signal and help teach machines when attention rises — and when it falls.

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The signal is massive 🍆📏

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engagement spikes mapped 📈

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anonymized before it leaves your device 🔒

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how it works

Three steps to feed the model 🤖🍆

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Sign up & consent ✍️

Create an account, read exactly what we collect, and opt in on your terms. Every data point you send is consented, revocable, and yours to delete.

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Stream your signal 📡

Our lightweight companion logs anonymized viewership rhythms — when attention spikes, when it fades. No identities. No content. Just the curve.

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We map the curve 🗺️

Millions of contributions merge into one high-resolution model of engagement: every spike, every lull, timestamped and normalized for training.

Private by design. Always. 🕵️

We never see what you watch — only the shape of your attention. All signal is anonymized on-device, aggregated across hundreds of thousands of contributors, and stripped of anything that could trace back to you. Opt out and wipe your contribution at any time, no questions asked.

🔒 On-device anonymization
🙈 Zero content logging
🗑️ One-click deletion
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Become part of
the curve 📈🍆

Nine deeply personal questions. One beautiful signal profile. Then you get paid for every verified hour of signal you contribute.

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